Today (and next week) I've been lurked to show round some prospective 'creative and cultural industries' students and their parents.

I've learned to do a fairly 'slick' tour I'm quite pleased with and seems to amuse those who come round. But there's always the downsides such as encountering the student with a hamburger - do I ask them to take it away and draw attention to it, or do I ignore it and have parents concerned that we don't maintain an appropriate environment?

As it happens the whole issue is up in the air somewhat as the 'code of conduct' is currently under review by the Head and we may see the allowance of "cold food" in the library.

Great. Now I foresee discussions along the lines of: "but this hamburger *is* cold!".